First off, if you would like to shame me for my Caillou hatred, feel free. Just know that I am always watching you.
Caillou is what looks like a respectable children's TV series from a picture or poster. But when you actually watch the show, you see a bald child whining about every little thing. When you first analyze the show, you think that the very uncrispy whining is justified. I mean, he has cancer or something, right? WRONG. Caillou is a perfectly healthy kid.
The show's creators have even issued a statement saying that Caillou is only bald because in the books, he was originally a baby. When he aged, the creators wanted him to be recognizable, so they kept him bald. How strange...
The baldness isn't what ticks me off. It's that he acts like a 5 year old baby. He whines about everything. Caillou's 3 year old sister doesn't even whine half as much as he does. And she's three!
My message for Caillou: Grow up child.
Crispy007 signing off. Stay crispy. Remember, I am always watching you.
