Bald Little Kid Rant

Hi guys. Crispy007 here. I wanted to share with you a topic that concerns me. This topic is the Canadian children's TV series, Caillou.
First off, if you would like to shame me for my Caillou hatred, feel free. Just know that I am always watching you.

Caillou is what looks like a respectable children's TV series from a picture or poster. But when you actually watch the show, you see a bald child whining about every little thing. When you first analyze the show, you think that the very uncrispy whining is justified. I mean, he has cancer or something, right? WRONG. Caillou is a perfectly healthy kid.
The show's creators have even issued a statement saying that Caillou is only bald because in the books, he was originally a baby. When he aged, the creators wanted him to be recognizable, so they kept him bald. How strange...
The baldness isn't what ticks me off. It's that he acts like a 5 year old baby. He whines about everything. Caillou's 3 year old sister doesn't even whine half as much as he does. And she's three!
My message for Caillou: Grow up child.

Crispy007 signing off. Stay crispy. Remember, I am always watching you.